A Beach Dance by Night

I saw this guy on the beach; he looked as though he had come for a jog.
He had his arms wide open and he was an airplane.
He was walking / jogging in a zig zag way.
First a walk; then a turn by about 90 degrees and then a jog.
After a while he would get tired and would stop.
He seemed eccentric, may be even insane.
I always kept a fair distance.
Luckily it was night and he could not see me.
What was hilarious was the fact that he kept disturbing couples - unintentionally.
Then he would jump on the spot; not as one does while skipping rope but rather, as a kid.
He would occasionally twirl on the spot, but run at the same time.
As if he was in a trance.
After a while a couple of girls passed him and they started laughing at him.
I believe he said: " Fokkhin' Fokhh Fokkhhh"
He seemed oblivious to his surroundings - admirable indeed.
Then I had to stop, because all of a sudden he stopped and was staring at the sea.
Hands in pocket.
Lazy types - but confident to the brim.
He jumped again and again, and laughed
He said: "Fokkhin' Fokkkhh Yewww"
He turned sharply and stared at himself in the eye and said:
"This is you!"

Just another day inside the Matrix

Why don't you just fall off the cliff that rises 2 feet below the sea shore?
Why not just close all your eyes and stare at a beautiful cockroach?
Why do you need to walk back home after a long tiring day? -
Go home and fight with your spouse -
Worry about the 50 rupee note that you cannot find -
Worry about your child's future -
Worry about your retirement plan -
Vomit everyday that you go to office -
Curse every fucking soul on the street -
Be a fan of the masses -
Be a speculator and an astrologer -
Why do you need to sleep - if all you do is wake up ?
Why do you eat when all you do is take it out ?
Why do you live when all you will attain is death ?
Because death has a lot of friends.
They all walk together.
They appear as random movements to the ignorant eye.
But they all travel blindly - in opposite directions - towards the same eventuality.
Iconoclasts are frowned upon.
Hedonists are absent and/or stoned.
I saw a fish the other day that jumped up from the sea and gobbled me down.
The fish did not smell that good.
But the couple that was cuddling and kissing on 1 side juxtaposed with another quarreling smelt much worse.
The rambling and the nuisance -
The frowning and the grumbling -
The crying and the pain -
All narrowed down to a memento
All came upon a small little fight club
Unanimous.
Blunt.
Red.
Burnt.

Terrorism has a new meaning.

Destroying buses, taxis or private property, harming another individual physically or damaging people's confidence amount to terrorism.
Acts of Terrorism are 'condemned', unless initiated on the basis of political activism.
Hats off to MNS, VHP, Shiv Sena & the like, for carrying off such brazen, although hilarious, acts.

The confusion awaits the reader.

Mediocre makes me frown.
Goli makes me laugh.
Merry-go-rounds make me throw up with disgust.
Irrelevance makes my eyes bulge out.
Praise is a wall
Anger is not warranted.
Frustration commands respect.
Aloof I kiss.
Zipped I adore.
Action I bow to.
Mediocre makes me angry (Fooling myself eh?).
Laze laze and laze - I respect such.
Tire tire and kill - I respect such.
The blunt at the bottom of a pencil without graphite is the fountainhead.
The sharp corners turn evenly smooth.
The roar of an engine on a silent night through a secluded road is exotic.
The meet of 2 unknowns is erotic.
The scream through a fall is overshadowed by the thud.
The waves warm a lifeless soul.
The valley is a cradle.
The ice shelves beckon.
The ice shelves beckon.
The off white whispers a word of love.
The aurora australis enchants.
The bulging eyes scare the mediocre.
The 2 cans atop a snow capped creation belong together.
There they rest.

Standard Deviation

The question asked is : "What if?"

Kill it.

Cry in front of the person you want to.

Flap your hands in public and be a kid.

Just say "I like you" - if you feel like.

Just say "May be, may be not, may be fuck you" - and go on your path.

Do not sit back if you want to be restless.

If you prefer sanyaas to monotony and luxury - go for it.

If you prefer stupidity to sanyaas - start crying.

The moment your vision is skewed; the possibility of a normal life is remote.

You cannot understand how some people are just so stupid.

And how topics of absolute irrelavance are discussed.

How the external loci affects the internal.

The Skew will grow.

And one fine day you accept that your existence is a nightmare.

Death just might be better.

May be the skew qualifies as a reason for euthanasia.

If you like the Bentley - see nothing else.

If you like your partner - don't fool around and confuse yourself with infidelity.

If you like your house - don't disturb your home.

If you like someone - blurt.

Wanna shout? Scream till your ears hurt.

Don't regret a : " What if? "

If you do - your existence has been a waste.

Help!

It is a very good thing that smoking has been banned in public places and indoors.

These humans should not be allowed freedom in a democracy to choose the way they enjoy life.

"Cough Cough"

There are talks of liquor being banned - good thing! 

Who needs it?

Mr. Ramadoss shall be our mesiah and tell us how to control our vices.

Who are we to decide our fate - we clearly do not know right from wrong.

Mr. Ramadoss is our mummy!!!

I believe cars should be banned - - do you know how much they pollute?

They make me cough everytime I go out on the roads.

Evil Cars!!!

Ban them.

Night clubs should also be banned.

Naughty things happen at night - like sex!! Hawww!!

Cheee cheee. . . . Indians should not be allowed to have sex outside a marriage.

Coffee is bad for teeth - - - I have banned that from my daily use.

If I was Mr. Ramadoss I would have banned it for everyone!!

Oil, ghee, butter, chocolate makes one fat - that gives rise to other ailments.

Ban them already!!!

Listening to loud music disturbs others and also increases the amount of bacteria in one's ears.

Stupid humans.

The word ' condom' was censored from the movie 'Hello!'

Of course it should have been!!!

We need more humans to occupy all the empty land in India!!

We hardly have people here in India. - only 1.1 billion.

People should be banned from using the loo.

You know how much waste goes into the sea.

And then we go n do chapp chapp in the sea

Such a sad state of affairs I say.

Bachaaoooo

Bachaaaoooo!!!!