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Mr. Raj wants names of establishments in Marathi - hahahahaha

Momooota ji wants no nano - therefore Tata said aavjo n went to gujju dhandho land

Stupid people do not want SEZ - I wonder why - ( they have NOT been influenced by local gundaas or politicians. NO WAY )

So called 'investors' in the market blame promoters, regulators, traders, brokerages - but not their own stupid selves for wanting to use the stock exchange as a means to gamble.

Mr. Raj also wants certain hardworking immigrants to leave so that lazy people can replace them.

How smart!!! - -  why did I not think of that!!!

And there, in some rural area - 2 bafoons wear some orange things on their heads and pretend to shoot arrows.

No organised retail because we do not want an efficient supply chain; we do not want maximum benefit going to farmers, we do not want cheaper prices, we do not want better quality, we do not want ancillary sectors like logistics, warehousing, transport and service industries to flourish.

We do not want more jobs, better paying jobs, technological progress, ancillary establishments, better standards of living - so let's postpone the Nano project and remove those idiots.

Who do they think they are? As if we will let them bring progress to our impoverished society.

I said hello to a Bentley that belonged to the govt. of Karnataka just a year ago.

Alas - That car must have become too old for the fat slobs inside.

I also said hello to palacial bungalows that belong to politicians (believe me; they are really small!!! - I wonder how they survive!!!!!!)

O and let us not forget to litter anywhere we go.

This is my country and it is my birth right to dirty it as I please.

O please let me bribe the traffic guy - I am running late

O please let me spit out of my window (not my fault; it is the damn gutka's fault.)

But let me feel proud when I see the national flag.

Let me rejoice on hearing the national anthem before I see a movie.

Let me abuse the - smart - politicians who cannot control inflation and cannot support the stock market.

Allow me to sleep and dream of a better society.

Muahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Latent Talent

No kutte - this is not a word jumble - - yucky yucky yuck!!

This refers to the fact that those who are dead are not dead.

They are alive and kicking and rotting inside the flesh and the exterior

Blah - dulllllllllllllll

Anyways. 

Kids are taught to memorise!!! and learn!!!! and vomit!!

This is right!!!

That is wrong!!!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo - - - - kiddoo!!! you are not smart enough

You are dumb.

Dum Dum (not digga digga)

In the process the P.E. keeps accumalating to give a rich tasty dividend in the end.

Well; that is the purpose of the P.E.

But even that - is not allowed to metatmorphose into K.E. 

Dum Dum world!! - shame on you!

Imagine the number of R.G.Rs waiting!!

All for one and one for all!!!

Up yourssssssssssss!!!!!!!

(I have to learn to control my temper eh?)

Then there are a select few who realise their latent talent and start exploding and exploring and exciting and searching and eating and pooping.

And the poop spreads its tentacles and eats others' heads.

O the cannibalism that follows.

Can you even imagine the horror!!!

Can you imagine!!!

I guess not - - because you are too stupid to understand what I have written.

If you are not stupid - - don't waste your time reading such rubbish

Go and gobble!!!

You fat, aggressive, hyperactive, pragmatic, eccentric bugger!!

Gobble fast and digest thoroughly

Please dont forget to poop!

The poop and the stench of the poop is creative.

Forgive me for I have sinned.

I have dared to be stuuuuupid.

Muhahahahhahahaha!

North Korea

I was reading the Economist the other day. There was an article on North Korea.

Supposedly there was a famine between 1995 - 98 - and approx. 1million people died.

Any number above 4 - is just a number. If it is 3 or less - - then people are astonished.

"Did you know x, y & z died this way?"

"OMG! How awful !!! :-( "

Well it is pretty hilarious - this behaviour by humans.

Anyways; my point is - why do people in North Korea even have the will to live?

Famine + rape + torture + hunger + poverty + execution + no option + full stop

So what do they really look forward to?

My hunch: 

Death is a supposed evil - and suicide is being the devil

"You are not the rightful owner of your life - so you are not a decision maker?"

Most probably I am wrong.

Then again; why do most humans decide to live?

If there is nothing concrete to look forward to.

Poor; irritated; frustrated; physically challeneged; intellectually incapable; family pressures; societal pressures.

Ask yourself : "What do I want to attain from this life?"

Is it the road that matters? - will the road be enjoyable or adventurous - such that I would look forward to it?

Is the destination worth the bitchy road?

There are a lot of people who live for a reason - they wont say it - and I understand that it makes sense.

But most people do not even think about why they are alive.

Or why they are going through what they are going

Or why they are travelling the road.

The "WHY" is missing.

Humans are very amusing creatures.

I laugh everyday just thinking of them.

Thanks!!!

A walk on the beach

I saw all the lonely people walking with people who they might have known.

I saw couples; cuddling; kissing& holding hands

I saw a few stars.

I was jogging and I felt thirsty.

A prostitute approaced me: "Aye Hero! Mazaa karna hai kya?"

I said: "Sorry Yaar"

And walked on; silent, lost and tired.

After a while, I closed my eyes, faced the ocean and heard the waves.

It sounds dramatic, but I could actually hear the waves and not much else.

I died that night.

It was very silent and painful.

It was more like a thud.

All of a sudden all was hollow.

There was nobody around me.

There was nothing concrete to be done.

I was not tired anymore.

I was not hungry; nor did I have a craving for a certain taste.

I sat; and I felt like crying.

All of a sudden I had nothing.

I was drifting in the air and could see my lifeless body before my eyes.

My eyes were bloody and wide open.

As if in shock.

I died that night & I saw myself.

It was actually a thud.

I know I am reiterating but there is no other way to express it.

The ground was no longer there.

Nor was there a sky.

Nor was there a vision.

Nor was there any love.

No family either.

No friends.

No sleep, no food, no recreation.

It felt meaningless.

I woke up from death the next morning.
And felt a rush of energy - the kind that is not evident physically.
That is when I realised.
Yesterday was Death.
Yesterday was Anand.

You are disgusting

I have always had a problem with conformance and destiny. It angers me. Stubbornness and goliness infuriates me. This society and all those who create it are a bunch of brainless bulbs; with only a few invisible - or some visible - gods. But this society will never allow me to leave it completely. I feel I am about to fall over the edge. And I am already falling. If I am not me - I am you, and you are disgusting.

The Aviator

He spoke of planes flying from New York to New Foundland to Ireland to Paris to Moscow to Japan to Los Angeles to New York. Very Questionable. Has much changed?